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im going to have a stroke
Instead try…
Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”
Imagine people who speaks more than three or four languages… (still laughing at como se lláma esta mierda)
In Judaism, days begin at sundown, which I think is very goth of us
#the combination of this post and the username is just #beautiful
In Judaism, our months are based on lunar months, which I think is very werewolf of us.
The difference between being “ballsy” and being a dumbass depends on whether or not you’re successful at it.
